Google Stuff and Our Social Media Linkie Thingies

Note: The links in this post were added by Zemanta, I have idea where they go, hover and find out!

Please take note that my anonymity is no longer possible at all. What the Hell, here are one bazillion different ways that you can track me down and kill me.  Right below the title header of this blog, there are ELEVEN different ways to contact me.  Not to mention the e-mail address on the sidebar.

By the way, that social media menu is the one that I created with my very first lesson in destroying the interblarqs.  You too can know how to make this menu or one similar if you send me an e-mail to get on the Paul Tries To Figure Out Wordpress blerk.  Yes, it is by invitation and acceptance only because I cuss.  I cuss HARD, too.

Plus, I have installed Zemanta on this blog to try to figure out the benefits of using it on my money-making site.  So far, I got nothing.  But, boy, does Zemanta lurve them some Wikipedia.  Dude, there are twelve Wiki labels below this editor as I type right this minute and like there is really no content, either!  (My favorite is the Wiki on "Hell.")

I am keeping my eye on Teh Google right now, because I bought a new Droid X and it is damned connected, dude.  Just so you know, since I got this phone last Tuesday, I have not typed a single damned text message.  The voice thingy works like a champ, but there are a couple of words it doesn't like.  Let's just call them the "F-Word" and the "S-Word."  My Razr used to just type those in automatically.  And it added the Boy-C-word-followed-by-an-S-word a lot, too.

But, Teh Google Docs works like a champ on the Droid X and there are some good changes that make cloud computering with Teh Google even better.  I have basically stopped using MS Office entirely since my e-mail is grabbed by G-Mail and Docs will translate every-damned-thing.  Not only will Docs translate pretty much all different formats, it also knows a buncha damned languages.  Not that I correspond with anyone that doesn't speak G_d's language, Southern English, but still maybe I need a good milking goat and I have to read some posts written in Yankee! 

Also, Teh Google is upping their game on the drawing tools in Docs.  Maybe at some point, if they keep making their service better, I shall never have to boot AutoCad ever again.  (Shhhh, just kidding AutoDesk, please do not murder me!)

Even Spreadsheets is getting better.  Now, with LOOKUP!

Teh Google is even letting you add templates to Teh Google Sites now.  I think that they are trying to take over the world, SERIOUSLY.

Of course, you have already noticed the Dictionary Teh Google has put on search, amirite?  I am certainly old-fashioned in the dictionary realm.  Lemme hold a book.  The internet dictionaries are NEVER right in my opinion.

Adsense has got some webinars up to help you use a few of those features.  Money is GOOOOOOD.

Now, I am about to hit "Apply All" and add a bunch of related posts on the Zemanta and see what happens to traffic.  I think that the related article that shall interest me the most is the one with "bikini" in the title, how about you?  Plus, I think I'll throw the "Tramps" label on this one, too.  I have not used that one in a long time!

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Drive-By Blogging - Too Many Irons in the Fire

ALERT!  All of the links in this post have been generated by Zemanta.  I did not add these links, so check them before shooting off to parts unknown, yo.

I am going through all my folders and ditching stuff and cleaning up my comprooter.  It is hilarious that the minute I added this image, Zemanta suggested forty photos of President Molenose McDumboears.

*Click it to see the Big 12 Incher*  (This Zemanta link leads to the Big 12 Conference.)

I found this from forever ago.  No, I am no longer number one on Teh Google for "Zebra Jesus."  I have failed in my ONE lifelong quest.

Anyhoo, I am steadily working toward the relaunch of my business blerg (relearning Wordpress is not the easiest thing in the world), I am trying to put together an affiliate marketing SCHEME for said business blorx, and I am trying to keep from folding the business entirely because of the HORRIBLE Democrat-caused Greater Depression.  Can someone please tell me how the Democrats have ever gotten another single vote since they formed the Klan and started killing Republicans and black folks?

And do not get me started on how in the mortal Hell black folks can vote for people that have pledged to kill those black folks if they vote...You would think that black people would not even be IN the party that wants black folks dead, but what in the Hell do I know, I am not black!  (I told you that electing Obama would set race relations back 100 years or more.  RIGHT. AS. USUAL.)

And what in the Hell is The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and why do I see this every time I boot my comprooter?

Just so you know, I would appreciate it greatly if you would use your drop-down "SHARE" button on this post on your FAILbook.  Yes, of course, this is yet ANOTHER ridiculous traffic test.

Do it and you are eligible to win a lifetime supply of posts on MoM and a chance to be shortlisted for the next guest-er topic of your choice.

The more you enter, the better your chances of winning.  Trust me, I am checking the entire FAILbook site to see how many times you post this post in your posts on the posts of FAILbook.

And also, this post represents the first time that I am applying ALL the Zemanta tags on everything.  Hover your cursors over the links before you click them to see where they lead.  I literally have no clue, before I publish.

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Larissa Riquelme Nude AGAIN!!!

Since we are the NUMERO UNO site in the entire Teh Google for Larissa Riquelme nude, imagine my surprise when after a whole week of traffic dropping from that search, it ASPLODED again this morning.

She has new photos on the web, now. Some might be UNSAFE for work, too.

And here is the ARCHIVE of Larissa Riquelme nude.

And while we are on the topic of NUDE, Rightgirl........


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Hitler - The Democrats' Minor Ideological Problem

I finally heard a few minutes of a Glenn Beck radio program this morning. Can someone please tell me what the big deal is about Beck? I did not hear a single word that seemed inflammatory. Maybe I missed something, but folks, every word I heard from him this morning are simple truths and facts that everyone on Earth should agree with. Unless his is a changing mentality day-to-day, there is not one thing I heard that is objectionable to people that have a minimum standard of intelligence. Yes, I could see how the president would object to the things Beck said this morning, because the president believes as Hitler did.

The topic this morning was Oliver Stone's new re-writing of the history of the United States. Stone has done movies in the past that took actual historical facts and falsified a storyline around those facts. Not unlike Howard Zinn's "history book" that is taught in almost every college across the nation.

Anyhoo, Beck talked about Stone's comment that Hitler was simply misunderstood. And of course, Stone is right. Hitler IS misunderstood by the vast majority of people. Ask anyone if Hitler was a rightwinger or a leftwinger and the vast majority would say "RIGHT."

But, they are completely wrong. Socialism is now, and has always been a leftist idea. Never have Conservatives embraced any tenet of the leftist ideology. Our platform is FREEDOM, today's liberals/"Progressives"/Democrats believe in slavery and death. They always have, too. (Good Lord, please help the Democrats realize the slaughter of unborn children is evil and lead them back to the proper path.)

Hitler was made possible by the Democrat Party and the lurch to the left by the racists in the leftist movement. We, the normal people, should NEVER let the morons on the left EVER try to pin their ideology on us.

I have been having an ongoing debate with a friend of mine on FAILbook about this very thing. The fun part of the debate is that he continually promotes the ideology and control mechanisms of Hitler and Stalin, yet he THINKS that he is promoting "equality." Yes, he is WOEFULLY misinformed, but he also has never read any history or philosophy. Maybe that is an assumption of mine, but it is overly clear that he doesn't understand it if he has.

You see, freedom or liberty is a curious thing. If you have ZERO government, you wind up with anarchy. That is by definition, MOB RULE. Only those that assimilate into the strongest gang can survive. Basically, anarchy is the final step before returning to total slavery. The political ideology metric is NOT a line, it is a circle and has always been that way.

Republicans (mostly) or conservatives are at the very top of the circle. The ideology of limited government, economic freedom, and private property ownership are PROTECTED from the mob, by government. When you move to either side of the circle, headed toward the bottom, you begin to lose freedoms and are plummeting toward anarchy or total slavery.

In case you have not noticed, BOTH of those ideologies are Pro-Democrat Party. And yes, they have always been. The Democrat Party is the party of hatred, division, and slavery. Yes, that is ingrained in the platform of the party. You might not see it as such, but once you look, you can certainly see the facts. Plus, they want to kill children, never forget the ghoulish belief in the baby slaughter that Democrats worship!

The current titular head of the Democrat Party, Barry Obama, believes every single philosophical point that Adolf Hitler believed. Yes, even the extermination of the Jewish people. No, I do not think that he has made a conscious effort to believe that racist hatred, but he does believe it because he is too stupid to understand the entire ramifications of capitulation to his philosophical ancestors' beliefs.

Please keep in mind that Barry Obama is a moron. You know it from everything that he does. Plus, he is so stupid that he can't understand the end result of his belief system and there is no one in the Democrat Party that is smart enough to explain it to him in the simplistic terms that his incompetent mind could understand.

You see, to believe the things that the Democrat Party believes, you have to be stupid and unable to take care of yourself and your family. Stupidity should be painful, but it is the intelligent folks' responsibility to guide the idiots to the proper ideology and to help the morons to avoid pain. If anyone votes for s Democrat, it is because we, the normal, intelligent people, did not do our jobs in making those imbeciles understand the facts of what Democrats allegedly believe.

Just to touch on a few points of why Obama IS Hitler. "Universal healthcare," gun control, forced government servitude, government control of business, destroying private enterprise and job creation, pitting one group against another to promote hatred, condensing the "power" structure to ideological sycophants and consolidating all power under his control, total media control, attempts to marginalize dissenters and to make opposition illegal, BUT! The only way that he differs is that he welcomes criminal Mexicans, that is his ONLY difference from the Hitleresque ideology of the Democrat Party. This is somewhat confusing because it contradicts the "nationalism" needed for the totalitarian ideology to be successful. But when you realize that those criminals will side with the criminal party, the Democrats, it makes more sense.

Why do some folks say to shy away from the comparisons of Obama to Hitler? Well, because normal people came to realize that any Hitler comparison was unfair because most of us used to know that Hitler was a heinous ideologue that would stop at nothing to control the world.

Now, Oliver Stone does us the favor of actually trying to rehabilitate Hitler and says that Adolf was misunderstood. The left embraces Hitler, now. Help them do it. Maybe the skinheads and the white supremacists, that ONLY exist in the Democrat Party, will start to come out of the woodwork again and then the misinformed people can see how wrong they have been all along.

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Far-Left Moonbat President Spreading the Hate

I have no qualms in publishing my utter disdain for this president. I abhor stupidity in all forms and this president has the terminal stupidity disease. I also hate people that want to destroy freedom and enslave the entire population of the world. I have no doubt that Barry Obama's ideology (Hitler, Mao, Castro, Chavez, Lenin, Stalin, Mussolini, et al) will bring about those ends. History tells us this, time and time again.

Also, I told y'all, way back when, that Barry Obama's ideology and sheer stupidity would set race relations back one hundred years or more. With the news that we have been bombarded with this past week, do you believe me, now? This president has been about NOTHING but race since he burst on the scene back in 2004. He upped the ante with his racist screeds on Daily Kos, he brought race up in every word that he has uttered since he began his presidential campaign with talking about how he was not running because of his lack of experience, and he had made ALL of his presidential decisions based on separating our people from one another.

And man, Dreams from my Father was one of the most hate-filled racist pieces of crap ever published. He also called out his own MOTHER for being a whitey in the book. Hate knows no limits, y'all.

But, folks, this Shirley Sherrod thing has gone too damned far.

So far everyone on the right has backpedaled from calling Sherrod a racist. SHE IS, DAMMIT! If you watch MORE of the video that everyone is saying that Breitbart edited, it is EVEN MORE damning.

If you want further evidence, Obama appointed her to the USDA! Not only that, but Sherrod and her husband were the LARGEST recipients of Pigford money in the freaking settlement. That snot-nosed punk, Ben Shapiro, has more on this development. Listen to the seven minute thingy and hurry back.

Do you NOT see it now? This race hustler, Shirley Sherrod is simply the latest liberal media attempt to discredit the grown-ups on the right. Folks, everyone sees how incompetent the Democrats are and there is not a single thinking person remaining that doesn't want Barry Obama to resign TODAY. They HAVE to make it about race because the leftist ideology is freaking STUPID and even they know it.

Not only that, but Obama is RAMPING UP THE STUPID with the "Paycheck Fairness Act." Seriously, this might set the stupidity barre to heights that could never be equaled.

Obama to Joe FREAKING Biden, "You know Joe, I think that someone that picks up trash for a living should make the same amount of money as a brain surgeon."

Joe, "Barry, that is an awesomatic idea! You are a freaking genius. But, how can we keep making more than all the hajis and the Kneegrows?"

Obama, "We'll exempt federal elected officials!"

Joe, "Grillianment! Is that how you say that word and how do I get my hand out of this candy jar? By the way, are you ready for me to call in the Secretmentish Servicement to get the bucket unstuck from your head? Oh, did I tell you that the pillow factory added another shift to supply us with more pillows since Michelle keeps swallowing them every night? The economy is scheduled to rebound in the year 2347 at the rate WE are creating jobs!"

Obama, "Joe, I AM CREATING JOBS, you are simply riding my smarty-smart coattails."

Luckily, the Democrats are all concerned about keeping their jobs, so they have kinda put their real agenda on hold. Jimmy Carter proved that there is no way to win an election if you push your agenda too hard in your first term. Bill Clinton also realized that in time and his wife shall run for president in 2012 even though she should really be in jail, too!

By the way, Charlie Rangel (Dumbass-NY) is finally going to be ousted for his criminal behavior, if justice is served. John Kerry (Dumbass-Masshole) is in the same BOAT as Rangel. BOAT! Get it?

Another Democrat that is suggesting even more ridiculous Democrat policies is Pete Stark (Dumbass-Cali). Stark wants to tax currency transactions. Pete is completely crazy, too.

One thing that the Obama Administration is doing to help buy votes for the idiots in the party is to give more and more money to people who do not work. Since the last remaining people voting for the president's idiot party are people that do not work, criminals that are still allowed to vote, and people that will benefit directly from government spending, he has to accelerate the tax money flowing to his potential voters.

And where is that money going to originate? Oh, from letting the W. Bush tax cuts expire and in effect passing the largest tax increase in the history of our country. But, good thing that we do not make more than 250k because our taxes will not go up. Why didn't Obama just say that 100% of all income belongs to the government and then say that he was only going to tax us at 90%? Then he could claim that he gave us all a ten percent tax cut!

By the way, I have another post that I am working on today that shall link all the two posts that Obama published on Daily Kos. If you still think that Barry Obama is not a criminal, we'll be able to quash that rumor easily when those two posts are exposed. Yeppers, I got them and they are actually on his old Senate website, too! Internet Archive is dangerous to the dumbasses in the Party of Racism and Criminal Behavior.

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The Southern Strategy is RAAAAACIST and has never been used by Republicans.

For some reason, the vaunted "Southern Strategy" has come up four times in the past two days in my conversations. Of course, "Progressives" love to talk about how RAAAAACIST the Republicans are for using it, yet there is not one shred of evidence that they did. If you use a Reagan election as evidence, you shall have a hard time convincing ANYONE that was alive then that that was what happened.

Since Nixon was the one that allegedly started the "Southern Stategy," let's look at every election since Nixon ran in the late 1960s and see what happened, mmmmkay? (All images are from the leftist Bible, Wikipedia.)

1968-Here is the election where Nixon allegedly started the "Southern Strategy." Hmmm. Looks like he did not win much of the South, huh? Maybe he was just kidding or something.

1972-This is the Nixon re-election election. Obviously the South has gotten MUCH MUCH bigger in 1972, amirite?

1976-Now, this is really weird, all of the sudden the South is SOLID BLUE. This is the Jimmy Carter election. Face it, the South voted for an idiot.

1980-BUT WAIT!!! After four years of Obama the First, almost the entire country was sick and tired of HOPE! and CHANGE! the first act. So, the Southern Strategy encompassed everywhere.

1984-And after four years of GOOD GOVERNANCE, the only people that voted against President Reagan were the few folks in the national media in DC and Minnesota, Mondale's home state. If anyone tries to tell you that Ronald Reagan was not the BEST president in the 1900s, they are an idiot. Avoid them at all costs.

1988-And since Reaganomics has reversed the stupidity of Obamanomics Part I, the country gave HW Bush, Reagan's VP, the chance to continue the policies. Pretty much the whole country stayed RED.

1992-HW Bush did not continue Reagan's policies, he sided with the Democrat Congress and raised taxes. This stalled the economy again.

1996-The Republicans nominated The McCainiac Part I, but still took the majority of the South because of the criminal activity going on in the White House. Southerners have solid morals and we want our President to NOT be a criminal that rapes women. Just saying.

2000-Face it, everyone knew that Al Gore was a fucking moron. Well, except for morons that were MORE moronic than Al Gore. Blue in this case signifies where stupid people live.

2004-And since W Bush had been the best President since Ronald Reagan and because W's policies had the economy banging on all cylinders, plus John Kerry is a lying sack of shit and a traitor, again, the whole country, except idiots voted for W. (By the way, W Bush is in the top seven best presidents in history and if anyone disagrees that he is not in the top ten at least, they are idiots and you should avoid them at all costs. Please do not have children with someone that thinks W Bush was a bad president, they are not bringing any additional IQ to your gene pool.)

2008-NOTHING explains how Barry Obama got elected. His campaign speeches were nothing but stuttering ravings of an idiot that hates freedom. Only people that want to surrender their lives to a slave master could have possibly thought he was good for liberty. This president is most unqualified human being to ever hold elected office. He is a record setting dumbass and his economic policies are bringing back the FAIL of the Carter era. Hopefully, he is a one term president, he goes back to wherever the fuck he came from, and comes back out of hiding in fifteen years to support terrorists like his model president, Jimmy Carter, has. But, still, the Southern Strategy did NOT win the presidency for the Republicans.

Now, will you moronic liberals/progressives/criminals/mentally incompetent people please shut up about the "Southern Strategy?" It never worked even IF it was employed.

Oh, and one more little tidbit. I posted a link to this old video in my comments on Friday and yesterday it was all over the interwebs again. I originally posted this video back in 2005, this is old as all get out. But, four big big blogs had it up yesterday, and you know that they stole it from my Friday night comments.


LOOTERS!!!

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It is all about the racism.

The news over the last few days, months, and years since President Dumbass started running for the office, has been nothing but about race. The very reason that this topic has been continually brought up time and time again is because the ideology of the left can never be addressed. The very reason that the ideology of the left can never be addressed is because it is idiotic. Why do you think that NOTHING about Obama's ideology or even his actual past was ever published when he was running for office?

No one wants to talk about stupid stuff, so instead we have to talk about the color of folks' skin. It is easier that way because nothing ever gets solved, politicians have job security, and government is allowed to keep getting bigger. Face it folks, we can never have an open debate on anything of substance because there is no one on the left with the intellectual honesty to debate anything.

I find it increasingly difficult to even present my arguments about why Democrats are hideous, hate-filled people and need to be run outta town.

I have always maintained that in order for us to finally ABOLISH racism, we must get rid of Democrats. Then we have to return to the philosophy where we place a stigma on being a deadbeat instead of celebrating loserdom, which we do now. There is no room for "Progressive" ideology in a sane and intelligent world. We all know these things, but somehow the stigma of being evil has been placed on those of us that do not want to give half of our salaries to government to rake fifty percent of it off the top, and then give the rest to people that refuse to work.

Idiots then bring up The Bible in their ridiculous defense of their stupid "equality" programs. Just one problem with that, "Progressives" do not believe in G_d, religiosity, or TRUE spirituality. And to actually try to bring up Biblical law when ignoring the HUGE majority of the Bible is really stupid. My friend Vern shared this post yesterday on this very topic. The contradictory thing that I find is that this very topic is telling us to shun those that are evil and to live in a righteous manner. We are supposed to AVOID "Progressives" and only hang with those that are Conservative. It says so in The Bible.

Both of those commands contradict "Progressive" ideology. Furthermore, to embrace the tenets of Socialism or Communism, that utterly OUTLAWS religion of any sort sorta shoots holes in ALL liberal ideology. When stating the ridiculous notion that Nancy Pelosi is Catholic, you fail to acknowledge what Catholicism means. You know what it means? Everything that Nancy Pelosi is NOT. She can call herself a "Space Shuttle" if she wants to, but that doesn't make her a space shuttle.

(I was just distracted for two freaking hours!!!)

OH! YEAH! Nancy Pelosi is an idiot that is NOT Catholic.

This is what happens when your decisions are made in a vacuum, which is what is in the "Progressive" melon. Of course, the "Progressive" shall never see the cause and effect of his actions or beliefs. He believes that simply WANTING something to be true shall make it true. "Progressives" are retarded, folks.

The current racist snap has been fueled by the "resolution" passed by an organization that is racist by design, the NAACP. Granted, the NAACP has always been a Communist front organization, otherwise the radical Jewish cabal would not have founded it. Wise up, that is who runs that shady outfit and always has.

MUD has a great rant about racism and the past.

Kathy Shaidle has more on the flap going on with the fired idiot that worked for the USDA or some other wasteful government useless program.

Snippets from the liberal Journolist scandal.

Confederate Yankee

The Other McCain

Right Wing News

Newsbusters

By the way, with all these attempts to paint the Tea Party as racist, the Barrystream Media simply has to roll out Dale Robertson one more time. Yes, Dale Robertson is a racist Democrat that tried to make a buck by buying the tea party url and has been completely debunked to the hilt, yet Barry's jackbooted thugs in the media keep bringing him back.

Here is a fun story, Democrat Congress hits all time low in approval. For some reason, I keep thinking that Congress was at a NINE PERCENT approval before Republicans took over in 1994. But, I could be mistaken on that.

Please keep in mind that THIS terrible Democrat Congress is about to jack up your taxes to the levels where they were ten years ago. I simply cannot imagine what shall happen to the economy when that happens.

It's not like they haven't already raised taxes on everyone in the country by passing ObamaCare. I guess that it is kinda insulting that the Barrystream Media is FINALLY telling the truth about something that they supported so readily while it was being debated. Oddly, the Republicans were 100% right in all that they said about it.

Here, watch Paul Ryan.

I'm outta here, got work to do, and money to hide from you criminal deadbeat Democrats and your "Displaced Foreign Travelers."

And anyone that votes for Democrats, especially black folks, needs to read this book.

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Drive-By Blogging Linkdump

Hoops to jump through today. Listening to "Droid" ever six seconds is driving me batsh*t crazy, too. Dang, I made a huge mistake adding my Twittah to my new Droid X, but I shall deal with it.

DUMP.

Boogie smacks Jerry Mitchell around again. I do NOT miss seeing those Clarion Ledger articles every day at all.

Good, old-fashioned HATE from another Obamabot. Stunned, I am.

Paul Krugman is the #3 most stupid "journalist." Just so you know, Cynthia Tucker was #5. Grouchy Old Cripple was as stunned as I am about Cynthia coming in so far down the list.

Here's a red thing that is for sale on E-Bay from a friend of this site. If you are looking to buy a red thing, this is the one that you should buy. It appears to be a really good price for a red thing in this good of condition, too. It should be yours, too.

Red at Caught him with a Corndog has a new twist on an old friend, complete with an obligatory smacking around of the Colored People Society.

And an uncolored guy thoes a hissy-fit 'cause Red posted the image before he did.

Full Metal Patriot has a report on the Liar-in-Chief's lies about lying when he lied that he was not going to raise taxes on everybody. ObamaCare = Largest tax increase in the history of the world.

Um, WTFingF? Paycheck Fairness Act? This is UNcredible!

I am really glad that MSNBC finally hired a Knee-Grow. I hope they do not expect her to get everyone tea and stuff like that. But, you know how racist are.

Hmmm. The national media burying stories that look poorly upon the Obamessiah? I don't believe it.

I don't even know what this means, but it makes me mad.

I'll try to get back later to post today's NUDE LARISSA RIQUELME.

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