I *F-E-E-L* This Need

It is certainly not a thought because I understand to try to speak sense to most people is a futile as trying to put socks on an octopus, but still I pound my melon again that barnacle encrusted hull. Here we go.

In the past two days, we have heard the mouth-breathers talking about the "Traditionally Republican" house seat in the First Congressional District in Mississippi. That statement is an out and out lie. District One has had exactly TWO Republican Congressmen in its history of existence. They served for a total of fifteen years. Roger Wicker, the latest and newest Mississippi Senator, served from January 1995 until December 31, 2007. The only other Republican Congressman from this area was George Harris who served from 1870-1873.

The District also had a Unionist that served from 1851-1853. All other Congressmen from the district have been Democrats. To say that this district is traditionally Republican is akin to saying that the world is flat or that Jeremiah Wright is not an unhinged, fire-breathing racist.

For the past two days, everyone in the major media markets have been screeching that this seat was a safe, safe, safe Republican stronghold and completely ignoring the truth. Everyone else simply parroted the lies that were dreamed up by someone that has no clue what they are talking about. Of course they will start saying that this seat is a traditionally CONSERVATIVE seat, after the "traditionally Republican" theory is shot to Hell, but I am about to prove that statement wrong as well, basing my argument on what Conservatism actually is by today's standards. Prepare to astounded yet again by my awesomeness.

Remember, "liberals" simply make stuff up and then fabricate incorrect information, repeated an infinite number of times and morons simply continue the repetition until it is accepted as fact, but it is never factual. For those on the Mouth-Breathing Left that cannot or will not simply look up information before allowing their gaping maws to flap, here's the skinny on the last Congressman in the First before Roger Wicker was swept in with the Freshman Class of 1994.

Democrat Jamie Whitten - Diehard Liberal, Racist, Sexist Democrat, just as they all are and always have been. He was also the LONGEST SERVING US REPRESENTATIVE EVER IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY!!! But, naw, ignore that little tidbit, First is a traditionally Republican seat, even though Whitten served from November 4, 1941 until January 3, 1995 and Wicker barely served twelve years. Just comparing the last two Congressmen, you see the stupidity of the argument from the Left.

Now, to address the "conservatism" comment before it is even made. Conservatism by today's definition means a restriction on the size and regulations of government, while still providing an unlimited budget for our armed forces. Whitten was diametrically opposed to both of those ideas or least he voted that way.

Whitten voted against every single tax-cut proposed by Ronald Reagan, Whitten voted against every single increase in defense spending, Whitten voted against every single abortion restiction, Whitten voted against every single welfare reform AFTER opposing every single Civil Rights bill ever introduced, Whitten voted against the First Persian Gulf War, Whitten voted for the Civil Rights Act of 1991, again while opposing every single one from the fifties and sixties. Whitten was vehemently anti-business and for higher taxes.

Since you can see that Whitten was always strictly a partyline voter, do you still think that there are any statements that can legitimately lead you to assume that First is a traditionally held Republican seat or one that would lean conservative?

Okay, then shut up.

Please take the time to comment.

Let's Talk for Reals, Yo

According to every major media outlet, the Republicans are doomed. What they fail to realize is, that for the most part, the Republicans have always been doomed. Are you trying to tell me that since the Republicans held the Congress for a whopping twelve years since Reconstruction and have lost it yet again, that intelligence is a thing of the past? Really? Then you are one of them. Don't read my blog anymore. You are my enemy and I shall fight you to the death.

You see, this country has always had the people that practiced fiscal and social responsibility in their own lives and then turned around and voted for people that guaranteed to steal the money of those that worked and provided for their own families, simply to give that money to people that practiced the exact opposite. Granted, it is really stupid to elect someone that completely contradicts your own ideals, but most people that are responsible know that their kind are few and far between and that all the dumb people would die without their help. I do not care if those dumb people die. I do not feel pity for them, ever. Sorry, I was not born with the pity gene.

As far back as the time of the signing of the Declaration of Independence, the founders of this country knew that once people figured out that they could vote themselves money from other people, they would do just that. The founders were not stupid, they were just idealistic, much like every good person in the world, they trusted people to do the right thing. Good people just get up in the morning (or night) and go to work and do their damn job simply because that is what they are taught to do for their entire lives. You provide for the people that are important to you. Deadbeats, who ride those good people's backs, are taught the exact opposite. Those deadbeats will always exist, our country allows that and has started to reward it.

The reason that the Republicans swept the Congress back in 1994 was that they ran on a platform that was intelligent and everyone saw it. Their's was a platform of fiscal and social responsibility, but when they actually were elected, they immediately started backpeddling from those very premises. They were no different than the Party of the Morons and Deadbeats in practice. The Republicans also could have put the death nail in the coffin of the Democrats shortly thereafter, but they, instead of nominating a diehard Conservative for President, nominated a nice guy, a war hero, and a policy wonk in Bob Dole. That nice guy lost to quite possibly the sleaziest politician that this country has ever seen. Why? Because people did not want that old guy as President.

Same thing this time around. Aside from the fact that Obama doesn't have a single backer that even remotely has any morals or ideas for the future, the Republicans RENOMINATED Bob Dole. Granted, his name is John McCain now, but he is exactly the same as Dole. Exactly, show me a single difference. Can you get pumped up about Dole again? McCain will lose in a landslide and the media will say that there is a "Progressive" shift in this country, but it is simply not true.

If Democrats were so attractive to the citizens of this country, why then, since there are nearly three times more registered Democrats than Republicans, 165 million to less than 68 million, have the Republicans even won a single election, much less two back-to-back Presidential ones lately? Here's why. Everyone knows that Democrats are bad for the economy, all intelligent people should see that from the economy since the Democrats retook the Congress. You know, the 0.6% growth this last quarter, unemployment creeping up again, the dollar down in world markets, and the doubling of gas prices should be a damn clue. All of this happened in less than two years when the Democrats took over. That, my friends is factual, you cannot dispute it.

The problem lies with Republicans, not with Democrats. Democrats are morons, you know that. But, Republicans are trying to corner that market, simply to get the press to like them, and McCain is the worst culprit.

Another thing that I saw in the news this morning was Newt Gingrinch talking about the gas tax and cutting it through the summer. He talked about how to pay for it. Am I the only person in the world that honestly knows that cutting any taxes do not have to be "paid for?" Why would anyone ever utter those words? The statement itself is simply asinine.

Here you go. There is not a problem at all in cutting taxes, revenue is always increased in the long run by doing that, the real problem lies in the fact that spending is totally out of control. Democrats are world reknown for spending, but the new Republicans are trying to get there. There is actually a move underfoot to spend money on GLOBAL WARMING! How idiotic is that?

If Republicans want to start winning elections, they simply must become Republicans again. Not that they ever will, they are just nice guys and have accepted the fact of that old cliche'. On the other hand, Democrats are shrill, screechy, whining cry-babies that have no clue how to do anything well. The normal people vote those folks out of their districts just so they do not have to deal with the squeaky wheels anymore.

So, I rattled all of that off, I guess, just to say this: if you are counting on President Obama to be a good leader and help the economy, you are ignorant of anything in this world. That statement is not a racist one and to say so is just silly, it is a statement that is solely based on facts. Was the economy good under Bill Clinton? Of course it got there after a few years, but it was not about Clinton, it was about the Republican Congress. Was the economy good under George W. Bush? Of course, but it went downhill quickly after the Democrats took control of Congress.

Why am I saying all of this? Oh shit, I do not know.

Please take the time to comment.

Who is this Slick Looking Dude?

Mississippians need to get a good look at this dude's face. You will not see too much of it from this point forward, you will only see the back of his head when you look at Barry Obama's lap.

Yes, this is Travis Childers, the new Congressman from the First Congressional District of Mississippi who won a special election yesterday over Republican Greg Davis to replace Roger Wicker, who was appointed to Trent Lott's Senate seat by our Republican Governor Haley Barbour.

And Travis is a superdelegate. Wonder who he will support as his party's nomination for President of the United States? Will it be the very same person that he ran away from in his campaign? Oh yeah, the first act that he will perform as the First's newest Congressman is to start fellating Barry Obama.

Or giving away free gasoline and hamburgers again in his campaign for the seat again in November.

I am so ashamed of my state right now.

And You Are Twelve in the Sixth Grade

From Tommy 5 comes the following news tip on the awesomeness of public school.

My first thought when reading this was: Okay, those are some really smart teachers to ask the children to determine the stupidity of other children. (/sarc)

My second thought when reading this was: Why is a personal opinion survey given in a science class?

My third thought when reading this was: Why has the little girl's daddy stopped kicking the shit out of a teacher long enough to give an interview?

My fourth thought when reading this was: Why would all the BLACK kids want to single out an honor roll student for getting pregnant?

My fifth thought when reading this was: Why do I care what the Hell is going on in this world anymore?

My sixth thought when reading this was: Where the Hell did all that JPSD bond money go that was passed overwhelmingly a couple of years ago? It was like 160 million smacks.

My seventh thought when reading this was: How many of these kids are on the free breakfast, lunch, and dinner program and how much does that cost me daily?

My eighth thought when reading this was: I wonder how long it will be before I change my mind completely on my opinion here?

Please take the time to comment.

Just Sucking Up to Google

Google has made my life easier, but at what cost to my philosophical ideals? I would say that the cost was grave. Lemme explain.

I abhor any kind altruism. I do not owe anyone anything simply because they fail to thrive and I do. I try not to capitulate in any way, shape, form, or fashion to that basic premise. I apologize when I am wrong, but that is the right thing to do on moral grounds. Anyhoo, there is an obvious agreement with pretty much all people that it is right and proper to work toward peace, love, and harmony throughout the world. That idea is also patently insane, but it is accepted by virtually everyone.

Watch the Miss America Pageant, if every single one of those girls doesn't say something about "world peace," I will eat the entire world and enjoy doing it.

Another anyhoo, Google has a "doodle" contest going on where school children send in their "doodle" and vie for the placement of it as the Google start page.

Doodle 4 Google HERE. Jeeeeez, Google used the numeral "4" in lieu of the word "for." I absolutely hate Prince (or whatever the Hell his name is these days) for starting that idiotic trend.

Go check out every little asinine phrase at the bottom of each "doodle." Sadly, there is not one that just has the mp3 of Kumbaya attached. I bet these kids even sent their doodles in on recycled hemp paper.

Please take the time to teach your kids not to be morons.

AND WISH BEAN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHE'LL SOON BE A TEENAGER!!!!! (Just kidding, but she is much younger than me.)

Lily-White Cracker, Travis Childers (D) Throws the Race Card

Most everyone knows that the Ku Klux Klan is a decidedly Democrat operation to the tune of in excess of ninety percent, also, we know that the Dixiecrats almost all stayed in the Democrat Party despite of what the "news" outlets continue to say. (out of 52, only three switched to the Republican Party) But, Travis Childers, the Democrat candidate for the Mississippi First District Congressional seat published a flyer YESTERDAY trying to tie Greg Davis, the Republican candidate, to the Klan. Just know that Greg Davis DID NOT say anything about erecting a statue of Nathan Bedford Forrest!

Story and image from Y'all Politics.

What the dumbass Childers is saying is that since Greg Davis, the mayor of Southaven said that he had no objection to erecting a statue to honor Jefferson Davis, DEMOCRAT!!!, that Greg Davis is a racist.

Oh, I see, the Republican candidate, since he doesn't oppose placing a statue of a Democrat on the town square, is a racist and supports the Klan. Uh, that opinion is absolutely beyond all comprehension.

Did I mention that Jefferson Davis was a DEMOCRAT, just like almost all of the Klan is DEMOCRAT, just like almost all of the racist Dixiecrats remained DEMOCRATS? Just like West Virginia will go for Hillary today because they even have a KLAN MEMBER representing them in the Senate to this day? Robert Byrd (Dumbass-WV) was a recruiter for the damn Klan and now he is regarded as the "conscience" of the Democrat Party.

Really folks, you just cannot make this stuff up. You have to be a complete moron to be a Democrat.

Please take the time to comment.

Update: This story has been linked on Michele Malkin's blog. Thanks for the link, Mrs. Malkin.

MUD pointed out that I did not really show how Childers linked Davis to the KKK. there is certainly more to this story on Y'all Politics, Alan Lange is doing his damn job to the utmost. Go read his stuff, he is much more in the game than I am, I just rant, you know.

A Short Clarification - Just So You Know

Just so you know, even though I am not planning to vote for President, I will still vote in the other races. I wish that I could vote in the first congressional district race here in Mississippi. It is a hotly contested race between Greg Davis, the candidate of intelligent people and Travis Childers, the candidate of the party of the race baiters and a Nancy Pelosi, Barry Obama, Hillary Clinton candidate.

Of course, the first congressional district DID re-elect Jamie Whitten for one million years and he was from the party of the idiots.

And to further clarify, if "Wagonwheel" is on the ballot for President in Mississippi, he will get another vote. That should give him seven in total.

Here's the World's Sexiest Man© with the FIRST BLACK FEMALE REPUBLICAN MAYOR© in the entire world at Bucky's Worldwide Annual Ditch-Cricket Boil©, back in April. Yeah, my t-shirt says "Keeping it gangsta!" So?

I ain't drinking!

Mayor Yvonne Brown of Tchula, Mississippi, just so you know.

I just learned how to make the "Copywrite" symbol, yesterday.


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Vote Me up a President - Part Something or Other

I am all but certain that I will not vote this November for President. I cannot in good faith pull the lever for John McCain, he is a terrible candidate/human and doesn't share my views about anything but continuing the War on Muslim Terrorism. I am about ninety percent certain right now that I shall abstain and let y'all have at it. Oh, you think that he will nominate Constitutionalists to the Supreme Court, where the Hell have you been for the last twelve years or so? He is John McCain, he doesn't fall anywhere in the same universe as a Constitutionalist. Think "McCain-Feingold." A patently unconstitutional law was penned, named after, and subsequently signed, because of HIM. I must admit that I will NEVER EVER adhere to the principles of that legislation because every single rational human being knows that it is unconstitutional, but believing that he would ever consider someone like Scalia for the court is insane.

That said, I am totally disgusted with the total lack of any driving force behind the Democrats and their candidates, other than sexism or racism. When you basically nominate two candidates that are running on the same ideals of division according to genetics and special interests, with the only difference between the two is that one is black and one is a woman, you have completely derailed any possibility of making a valid point on why your candidate should be elected. It is not about philosophy, it is about focus groups and physical differences.

So, since the Republicans have completely abandoned any sort of philosophy that makes them attractive to me, and the Democrats have completely embraced their racist and sexist roots full-tilt-boogie, to the glee of all of their party faithful, I have to bow out of this presidential election cycle. I know that my vote will not matter to anyone else, because it doesn't matter to me.

Know this, I love this country. I would lay down my life for the philosophical principles that this nation was founded upon, there are just no candidates that believe as I do. (Picture Barry fighting to protect your right to own a firearm. Oh, and flying.) It goes without saying that Hillary cares not one whit for our country, she ran for President simply to further her political ambitions and the sleazy Clinton "legacy." Barry is a fascist, he stands for everything that this country has fought against in world wars, in philosophy, and in Iraq. He is the nadir of our political candidates to date and will bring about the same economy that Jimmy Carter did. It is certainly not because he is black, it is because he is a contrarian to liberty and freedom. This is fact and you cannot dispute that simply with the knowledge that he is black, which by the way, is the only thing that separates him from Hillary. Well, and that whole vagina thing.

Lastly, I cannot support the further move to the left in the Republican Party, which is exactly what I would be doing if I voted for McCain. He is not a "maverick," he is a dumbass that has no clue where he stands on anything. He panders to the elitist national media like a whore and he loves that about himself. If he is elected, he will take that very point as approval of his ideas, or lack thereof, and I want not part of that.

Until I can see that there is a decided shift in our nation's desire to again embrace freedom and individuality, AND freedom from all these random pissed off little special interest groups, I am removing myself from the national political process. I am also removing myself from the national financial process, too. I am going to protect everything that I have earned in every way that I can legally find. If I can get paid in cash from all my clients, so be it, this is money that I have earned with my own mind and labor, it belongs to me, not some nameless, faceless mass of people that I do not know and do not care about. No, I do not care about the poor. They should care about themselves and do something about it. Screw those that refuse to do anything at all about their own success, let them starve, because I am sick to death of supporting them at the expense of my own family. There is a decided choice on who I care about and it is very simple to me.

I know that there will be some of my friends and family that try to convince me otherwise, but there is no chance of that happening. I know in my soul that Barry Obama is going to slaughter John McCain in the general election. Why? Well, the fact remains that in Mississippi, Obama received three times more votes in the primary than have ever voted in a general election before. How is that possible, you ask? One word, FRAUD. And since there are three times more Democrats than there are Republicans in this country, i honestly believe that he will win in a landslide of Reagan's proportions. Does that diminish Reagan's successes? Probably, it certainly doesn't help.

The Republicans nominated John McCain, folks. The ONE Republican that all conservatives hate. He never got the base of the party, because he hates the base of the party and we in turn, hate him. If you pull the lever for McCain, you are sacrificing your ideals for a political party, the very same as Democrats have always done. Is that right? Hell no. Bow out, win the party back from the idiots that fail to understand what true ideals are.

The Democrats are a lost cause and have been for quite some time, there is no way that they will ever again be relevant to thinking people, those people that work for their own support and for that of their own family. Democrats are like leeches and should be allowed to show that again, just like during the Carter era that netted Reagan's presidency. It only took four years then for everyone to come to the realization that the Democrats were idiots, let the new generation learn for themselves the hard lessons that our generation had to learn.

McCain is NOT that hard lesson, he continues the slide that began when we, the true intellectuals, threw Newt, and that revolution, under the bus. We, the adults, did it, now we must correct that mistake. There must, at some point, be a line that you are unwilling to cross. McCain is mine. When McCain is trounced, that might be really hard to overcome, but I hope that Barry does follow his heart (his mind is but a whistling vacuum) and attempt to enact the things that he truly F-E-E-L-S.

Look at this situation for what it actually is, it took only two years of Bill Clinton and his Democrat sleaze machine to give us a Republican CONSERVATIVE Congress. It might just take fours years of Obama to completely bury the Democrat Party and repudiate the hate that they have always embraced, like the Klan. But, whatever you do, take the time to really look at the candidates on your ballot for your local representatives. Find those that actually believe as you do and support them wholeheartedly. Make the difference begin at home, and then we shall move toward correcting the wrong direction of the national philosophy.

Let's hear what you have to say.

It's Sunday - Mother's Day

I had said that today would be the day that I posted an article that I have been working on, but I changed my mind because of the significance of the day and other factors. And the fact that the content is somewhat obliquely critical of "mothers." The article is about quite possibly the biggest fraud involving the support and care of our nation's children and the overly permissive nature used to FORCE men to pay for children that are not theirs. Daddy shopping, if you will. I am going to sit on that post for another few days because I did not get the information that I was hoping to receive yesterday. I will get that in time, I am sure.

Stay tuned.

Please take the time to comment.

Just the Mundane Weekend Things

Oh, I don't know, at the very most, I wait about thirty-eight days before I wash clothes. Why do you ask?

Please notice on the right end of this display, hangs the World's Ugliest Shirt©™®. Bean cannot stand it. Then again, no one else can, either. It hurts.


Shut up.

Since Barry Has Sealed the Victory (or not)

Here we go with another five-minute-graphic production.

Since Barry has obviously sealed the nomination for Head-Moron of the Morons, we simply must assume that we will start hearing more about the purposefully vague, "Healthcare." Shown with the Cyan colored pie wedge, we see forty-five percent (45%), this represents the total percentage of citizens currently covered by government subsidized "healthcare." Shown with the pthalogreen colored pie wedge, we see forty-eight percent (48%), this represents the total percentage of citizens that provide their very own "healthcare." And finally shown with the purple colored pie wedge, we see seven percent (7%), the total percentage of citizens that do not have any "paid-for" medical coverage of any kind. (Purple denotes royalty, which obviously, these seven percent of citizens are, because they flog us normal people and take our money. Please understand that the 45% are taking our money, too.)

Know this, the very rich have no need for medical insurance of any kind because they can afford to pay the costs of medical care, when needed, out of pocket. Some have insurance anyway, but others are included in the seven percent. So, the actual number of folks that cannot or will not provide for their own upkeep is less than seven percent.

What the idiots in this country are proposing is a massive federal program, where every single citizen will be forced into participation, for the sole purpose of providing "healthcare" for less than seven percent of the total population. How much friggin' sense does this make? Also understand that this program WILL NOT actually bring costs down, it will jack cost up just like it did in France, from 5% of total income to 13% of total income. Yes, France, the only country that I can find stats for actually realized an increase in medical costs of 8% when they went to a universal plan. A plan that also doesn't cover everyone, it's like 75%. I am not going bakc to find that figure, it makes me mad.

I have yet another idea to provide FREE "healthcare" for these folks. Let the 535 Congressman, their staff (usually in excess of 45 for each Congressman), all the Federal employees (currently about 12 million, over half the number of the uninsured), the Executive Branch of Federal government, and their huge numbers of staff people, and finally the Judicial Branch and their huge number of staff folks, provide the money for the less than seven percent of people that refuse to take control of their own lives. Take up a damn collection, I just know that y'all can take care of that cost if it is so damn important to y'all. Because it certainly isn't important to me.

If it is so damn important for the Federal government to get "healthcare" for these less than seven percent of the population, then let the Federal government get it with money already in the pockets of people that reap the benefits of being involved in the Federal government.

Or, here's another idea. Take the money that I have already paid into Social "Security," which is over 287k at the time of this publishing, according to the statement that I received last week, and buy some Health Insurance for some folks. Since I currently pay ONLY $1044.00 dollars a year for my medical coverage, that money that I am offering will pay for the medical coverage of minimally 275 people for one year, bitch! (Sidebar: you have to let me out of the FICA program in return. You got 287k, isn't that enough? I am willingly surrendering that money for the freedom of getting out of the program, I'll sign a waiver saying that, too!)

Get on the Two Dogs "Healthcare" Bandwagon, now!

Barry Knows This Country

You can look back about two years and I posted on how sandpoundingly stupid Obama actually is. A commenter then said that he sounded like Democrat Presidential material and everyone had a good laugh. I am not laughing now.

How many states are there, Barry?



And I'm glad that Barry finally got that bucket off of his head. It was stuck on there for almost two weeks. He must have gotten one of his Hamas advisors to IED it off of his head. (In case you are wondering, YES, Barry had to cut ties to one of his Middle East advisors today because the advisor, Robert Malley, was talking with Hamas. You see, Barry Obama hates the United States, so he is trying to organize terrorist activities with Hamas.)

Please take the time to think about voting for McCain. He can find the United States on a map and he doesn't hate it.

UPDATE: It took all of one minute for someone to e-mail me and tell me that I was lying about posting about Barry before he started running for President. I said that I posted two years ago about him, I was wrong, it was in October of 2005. Two years and seven months ago. I apologize for the error. I am not a Democrat and I do not have those lying character traits, sorry tool. Original post HERE.

An Update

Here's where I'm is. Two days ago, when I posted that link to the housing delinquencies, the person that I linked got linked through Malkin. I got the residual fallout from that. Traffic out the wazoo, you know. But, alas, I have received three contracts that are taking all my time right now, plus reading "You can't Go Home Again" by Thomas Wolfe for a classic book review on this site.

I am also jamming in the reading of "It" yet again, for the sole purpose of sloshing the taste from my palate left by the above mentioned tome. Damn, YCGHA is tuuurrrrrible so far.

That said, I shall post something this weekend that is bound to amaze you for some particular reason. Read on Sunday and in the meantime, prepare to be disappointed yet again by my ever increasing lack of relevance and importance.

In the meantime before you prepare to get disappointed on Sunday, here's Michael J. Nelson with part four of "Daredevil."



Please take the time to comment.

An Update on the Housing Debacle

Hey, a map was released today showing where all of the mortgage delinquency/foreclosures are located and guess what? It is basically just a Red State-Blue State map from the elections. Guess where damn near every single foreclosure is?

Oddly enough, on the map, the areas where the highest percentages of delinquencies are concentrated are denoted by a red hatch, the next highest are denoted by a yellow hatch, and the areas that have the lowest rate of delinquencies are denoted by a green hatch. We can tell where the stupid people live just by looking at a map, hurray!

I think that I shall produce a ghosted image of this for my own information, I suggest you do the same. It looks like crap on this blog when I attempt that because I do not have time to properly play with it. Oh, please recall that Florida, which has a high rate of delinquencies, was a battleground state and damn near went to the party of the morons.

Here's the Red-State, Blue-State map for your refresher course in locating idiots.

Please take the time to call your Congressman and scream about bailing these morons out.

More HERE.






UPDATE: Here's an even better comparison.

Ready for a Beatdown?

I have said many times in the past that there is most definitely a right and a wrong response or answer in any situation. To this day, I have never encountered any circumstance that doesn't have the correct answer to the problem proposed.

That said, what is the proper response from the student that sits idly by and watches his hard work demolished by unhinged morons that are hellbent to destroy something that was legally erected?



A. Nothing, most students will notice that the vandal is completely dumb as a post and should be thinned from the herd.

B. Call campus security and watch them allow the vandalism to continue.

C. Take an iron bar and repeatedly and smartly whack the vandal and his goat-child girlfriend about his/her dense skull(s).

D. None of the above, you have a better answer that you are going to leave in the comments.

Please take the time to comment.

(Hat-Tip: Michelle Malkin)

UPDATE: Beating this kid smartly about the head has absolutely nothing to do with abortion, by the way. I have received a couple of nasty e-mails that show my point. People that are Pro-Abortion are some of the nastiest people ever to live. Advocating the killing of children obviously makes someone do stupid things. This video shows that a vandal was permitted by the lawdogs to continue tearing stuff up that was allowed by the university. This kid should have been beaten with a retractable baton on his shinbones and hauled off to the slammer. Not because he is Pro-Abortion, but because he destroyed this exhibit which again, was allowed by the university.

Captain Obvious Reports: Sportswriters Excel at Stupid

From THIS article.

Since it is May now, let's talk about college football!

Most folks knew that tOSU blew goats, but did you know that there is obviously a cottage industry that has sprung up around that act of fellating the Buckeyes? The article linked above actually touts how good the damn quarterback is at OHIO STATE FRIGGIN' UNIVERSITY! He might have had a chance to be competent, but for cryin' out loud, he plays in the Big-10 (11). There is no way to ever be able to tell, because he will never play a decent opponent this year.

Most of you should recall that a mere two years ago, tOSU quarterback, Troy Smith, won the Heisman Trophy, which is given to (alledgedly) the BEST college football player in the Division I-A ranks. Troy Smith got drafted into the National Football League as the very last pick of the fifth round, which means according to the people that rely on making money at football, he was the one hundred seventy fourth (174th) best player in all of Division I-A. According to the people that rely on making money at football, there were exactly one hundred seventy three players more deserving of that award. Sounds like a Nobel, huh?

And not only that, most of you remember that back on January 7, 2008, tOSU got the ever-loving shit beat out of them by Louisiana State University in the Bowl Championship Series Championship Game.

And not only that, most of you remember that back on January 8, 2007, tOSU (and their Heisman winning quarterback, who completed four passes for 35 yards and an int. he didn't do too bad considering that tOSU, the unanimous number one all damn year long, gained a total of 82 yards in the whole damn game) got the ever-loving shit beat out them by Florida in the Bowl Championship Series Championship Game.

Let me wrap this up here because the Number One Ranking for tOSU means that there is a legitimate college football team that is not in the pre-season polling because of tOSU's placement in said rankings.

It's just May, and already the BCS rankings are screwed up.

Please take the time to call your Congressman and attempt to rectify this travesty of justice regarding something that Congress should get involved in. You know, like baseball, boxing, lacrosse, the Olympics,......

Hate Mail!

I have no idea what prompted this e-mail. I don't discuss homosexuality that damn much on this blog. Actually, I don't discuss heterosexuality that much on this blog either, even though I am the straightest guy that I know. If you saw Bean in a pair of jeans, you would understand. (Anyhoo, all of my friends are much more gay than me.)

I received this a few minutes ago and had to offer a piece of advice to the e-mailers. If you are going to send me an e-mail, at least let me know what post prompted your contact, so I can make an educated response to your constructive criticisms. I write this blog for you and you alone. Yes, you are the most important person in this world to me and I take every bit of opinion from the readers to heart and follow the polling trends to what sells because dammit, I love you and want you to be happy. Yes, even if making you happy includes e-mailing me death threats.

Now, when sending e-mails to someone that you do not know, it might be a good idea to at least strive for a fifty percent grammatically correct note. I think that fifty percent is easily doable for most folks.

Now to the content of the e-mail.

I am not now, nor have I ever been bigoted or sexist. I am also quite sure that there exist in Mississippi people that do bat from your side of the plate, too. And I would guess that they do so at a rate comparable to the rest of the entire world, unless you are saying that there is something in the water in some areas that makes people choose to be homosexual. In that case, I think that we need to get the HAZMAT teams to San Francisco and Key West post haste.

Furthermore, to say that you do not choose to be homosexual tends to give the impression that you are of a mind that homosexuality is wrong. You say, "I am gay, but I didn't choose it! I was born that way!" I do hope that you acknowledge the problem with your argument there, Kevin. I have pointed that out before.

You see, my philosophy is this, what goes on in your bedroom is your personal business. When you bring that out of your bedroom, you are forcing your personal business into my life and I do not like that. I do not care to know what you do in private. And Hell NO, do not send any photos, either.

Now, homosexuals that are extremely embarassed by having this illiterate moron in your midst need to take him aside and pound him furiously about the head with your man-purse or whatever you call that thing.

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Dang, it's like the dipshits are coming from the woodwork to bash my state today.

Obama Admits Being Moron and Thinks Government is a Construction Company

From THIS article.

Holy shit! Is there a single person that cannot tell Barry Obama is a simpering, elitist moron?

The article is incorrect as to how much gas is taxed by the way. The Federal Gasoline Tax is currently 28.6 cents per gallon. A tank of gas will last me one week and I work from my home. That equals six damn dollars a week for gas tax for me. That is three hundred twelve dollars a year. Curiously, that is exactly how much that an ounce of weed costs these days. Methinks that the Fed is smoking that money.

Of course, Hillary is being disingenuous by even bringing this tax to the forefront because she hates everyone that is not her and she couldn't care less if you had a penny in your pocket as long as she is living high on the hog. We all know that or at least we should.

Now to the jobs lunacy that Obama spewed. Here 'tis.

In Indiana, Obama said a summertime gasoline tax holiday would cost 6,000 construction jobs. The campaign circulated material showing the estimate came from the American Road and Transportation Builders Association, a trade group. The group said the impact on North Carolina would be 7,000 jobs lost.

"Trade Group" is leftist code-talk for "Left-Wing Fanatical Lobbying and Union Idiots," by the way. Guess how many highways and bridges that this "trade-group" has built? Big, fat, friggin' zero.

I guess that Barry thinks that the Federal Government is a construction company. Yes, the Fed does take money from our pockets, in the form of gas taxes, to fund highways, but for the most part, that gas tax funding is miniscule and wouldn't pay one tenth of the administrative costs of having the seventeen government entities that ruin transportation.

Anyhoo, most of the money comes from OTR taxes and taxes on diesel. In case you didn't know this: OTR taxes and diesel are NOT gasoline.

Side rant. To all you truckers that are raped repeatedly by our government, I sincerely thank you for providing the highways for my personal use. Pull that chain when you see me because I am at one with you in spirit.

Please, when you read articles like this, written for the sole purpose of getting Democrats elected, remember that Democrats HATE you.

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Humor is Difficult for Elitist Bigots

There are those that pen blogs that I very much enjoy reading. I tend to migrate towards the ones that incorporate humor into serious topics because as all good Facebook and MySpace devoted fans, "I love life and I love to laugh." That said, lowbrow humor that insults the people from a particular area simply because they live there, pisses me off no end. You probably wouldn't like me when I am angry.

Yes, there are times that potty-mouth stuff sends me into fits of hysterics, but those are rare. I am the single most immature person that I know, too.

Anyhoo, there was yet another person on one of my daily reads that took a potshot at the intelligence of folks from Mississippi for the elitist humor value. I figured that I could help those of y'all out that have never lived here by explaining the state of our state and the stigma placed on the smarts of those of us who live here.

Just so you know that I speak from experience, I have lived in Mississippi for close to forty-four years minus six months that I lived in Florida. I have traveled to about twenty countries and have been in forty-six of our great states. There is nowhere on Earth that I would rather be than Mississippi. Our people are great, we proved that after Hurricane Katrina completely missed New Orleans and pounded our state no end. Rich, poor, black, white, brown, and yellow pulled together and started working to get our friends, family, and neighbors back up and running. The whole time, the entire country focused on New Orleans and a bunch of whiney-crybabies that haven't got the sense to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the bottom. (See what you made me do? I insulted the intelligence of a whole city! Gnutcase, not withstanding, of course.)

Also, I have been formally tested to measure my intelligence at least six times. I have never scored below an equivalent of about 140 on any IQ test. Let's just assume that I possess above average intelligence by those standards. But, also assume that I am your typical Mississippian, because I am, and thoroughly enjoy being around those that have the same pride in our state. Yes, there are morons here, but for the most part, they are few and far between. (Oddly enough, the Presidential primaries here, showed me that those morons mostly stay in hiding until one of their own is on the ballot. Obama got about three times more votes in our primary than had ever cast a vote in a general in the past.)

Here's why we have the stigma of stupidity firmly entrenched on our Mississippi population. Our state has always been run by Democrats. We have a history of racism because of the inherent racism that IS the Democrat Party. For the most part, Democrats possess intelligence bordering on retarded. Just look at their heroes and you will see the cross-section of the assumptions of why Mississippians are so stupid, it is because we have always had the Democrats representing us nationally.

I am not partisan in my ire directed toward anyone that badmouths my state. I have placed a bounty on the head of none other than Joe Scarborough for the "Redneck Riviera" comments after Katrina. Yes, I am going to beat his ass when I see him. Think "Spider Monkey."

To continue this rant, since Captain Kirk was elected, our state has moved further and further toward a conservative mentality and has benefited greatly from than shift. We did backslide for four years after Fordice when Ronnie Musgrove was elected governor, but with Haley Barbour beating the ever-loving crap out of Ronnie Musgrove in the 2003 governor's race, we resumed that trend. Now, we have for the most part, a Republican controlled State Senate, but a Democrat controlled House. Guess which part of our legislature creates all of the problems and presents the dumbest shit as proposals that you have ever seen?

Out of the fifty states, guess which one was the first to operate with a surplus of funds? Yep, you got it right. While the states of the wrongly stigmatized intelligence, New York and California are teetering on the verge of bankruptcy because of their complete misunderstanding of economics, those dumb hicks in Mississippi are running a fiscally responsible bank account. Governor Kirk Fordice made this happen in less than eight years. It only took DEMOCRAT Ronnie Musgrove two years to completely gut that surplus and return to the typical Democrat way of doing business with charging all kinds of things and paying for it later by increasing taxes on those of us who work.

REPUBLICAN Haley Barbour has had a little difficulty getting back to that surplus until the Senate was taken over by Republicans, but has cut the DEMOCRAT Musgrove's deficit in half already.

So, if we do have that stigma of being dumbasses, look around the country and find the areas that are slaving under Democrat control and they must be included in the "Stupid Column." Let's start the idiot list with Illinois.

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Double Secret Viral Video

Holy crap, the only thing missing from this one is Chris Crocker.

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May Fire Sale!!!!!!

Since I am a really nice guy, I have decided that the first person to offer me one tenth of the true value of this blog by the Blog Shares measure, shall get this blog, my house, my truck, my architecture degree framed in twenty four karat gold antique frame, and a trip around the world.

If you offer one half of the true value, you get an autographed photo of me, too. With a Sharpie of the color of your choosing, no less!

And for those of you who must simply pay full value, I'll get Roger, my dog, to read the morning paper to you every day for a year.

*Click the image to see my big 'un.*

No pushing, please.

Take the Wonderlic

Since the NFL draft was last weekend, I heard all the jabbering mulletheads on the four-letter talking about various player's Wonderlic scores. Since I have never been remotely interested in the intelligence of football players, which borders on sandpoundingly stupid, this never intrigued me, UNTIL NOW.

On one of my feeds, I saw a link to a sample Wonderlic test. I knew that it couldn't be too damn hard because Eli Manning has been said to have a great score of 39. As a reference, Donovan McNabb got a 14, Roderick. Holy shit, he's retarded.

Just so you know, players get twelve minutes to do this 50 question test and they can do calculations on paper as well. Average balla score is 21.

The sample test that I took has only twenty questions, so I assumed that I had a little less than five minutes to take it. I actually took one minute and forty seconds, used no pencil and paper, and scored a 45. I almost had to stop reading another book while taking the test. Hell, I have two eyes, don't they work independently of each other? Obviously, the answer is yes.

TRY IT.

Please notice that one of the months listed in one of the questions reads "Febtoday."

PS: My dog got a 35 on the very same test that I took and her paw is too damn big to actually claw at the answers accurately. I'm guessing that I might have mis-scored her a little, but I wanted to do better than a damn dog. Just saying.

Welcome to the Clan!

Y'all may remember my buddy, Ev. This is Ev-Daddy, cleverly disguised as his alter ego, "Georgia-Man," enjoying the Italian outdoors with his swarthy Italian friends, The Warren Beattys. Well, not only did Ev actually find a woman that could stand him, (with all due respect*, I think she must be mildly retarded) but he also made a small human with her. And since we are so enthused by small humans, here are some photographs offered as evidence that Ev is not gay, or at the very least, has a very good grasp of modern scientific procedures.